ok... call me crazy.. but a had this friend once.. (this was 1995) ... I had to write this cause.. I saw evil penguins on a friends list.. and well..

ok.. so we had this little party at my place.. I hooked up the lazers.. to the sound system.. had the 2nd bedroom lined with matresses.. pointed the laser at the ceiling and the guests arrived..

hours later .. troll.. screamed the penguins are jurking off.. the penguins are jurking off..sure enought thats all the lasers would do for the rest of the night.. actually I had to get rid of them becuse that's all I ever saw from them again.. downright evil.. we thought we had gone crazy.. but no.. now I see.. these lovely little flightless birds are in fact evil.. hmmm..

injoy
heidi