Giant Penguin Pic

topic posted Tue, April 5, 2005 - 9:19 AM by  Brian
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Hello, All,

Just posted a picture of a giant penguin and thought it might be nice to give the photo some context (below).

I am still uncertain as to whether or not penguins are truly evil.

For now I still worship them.

Brian

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TOKYO (AFP) - 4/1/05 - Emperor penguins looked up in awe as Tokyo's main zoo unveiled its latest addition -- a giant penguin said to be suspiciously close in height and weight to a human.

"A great discovery!" blared the special news release by the Ueno Zoo, saying the Tonosama (Lord) Penguin was 165 centimeters (five feet, six inches) tall and weighed 80 kilograms (176 pounds).

As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya.

The press release -- which stressed the newly discovered animal would be unveiled on April 1 -- said the giant penguin's favorite food was "white fish meat with soy sauce."
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Brian
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  • Re: Giant Penguin Pic

    Tue, April 5, 2005 - 11:46 AM
    Uncertain? What that article neglected to mention, due to the media blackout on all evil penguin activities, is that after the zoo director removed his mask that group of penguins gutted him and feasted on the carcass.
    • Re: Giant Penguin Pic

      Tue, April 5, 2005 - 11:53 AM
      Ah, thank you for the heads up.

      Sadly, since penguins are the Scientologists of the animal kingdom, I have at times been subjected to their mind-fuck cult games.

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