Tribe.net. Local Connections kalsang http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/4dfead7f-781a-4349-800f-08969f8e19a9 2008-02-25T02:24:00Z 2008-02-24T06:37:27Z

<div>I always thought they were kind of cute and harmless. Even when the ghastly March of the Penguins came out and my friend forced me at knifepoint to see it, I still didn't see the light. Thank god I stumbled across your tribe. Thank you. Thank you. <br/>By the way, they eat fish. Is that part of the conspiracy? Should I just throw out that tin of Trader Joe's sardines, or should I open it and stake each one through its heart with a toothpick and then leave them for the raccoons? Please advise me, I'm scared.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

kalsang 2008-02-24T06:37:27Z r0ssyPenguin http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/2aec9b88-6aad-4dd6-9404-b1214c972566 2007-10-06T06:56:53Z 2007-06-28T21:11:03Z

<div>Source: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0411_060411_penguins.html <br/> <br/>Sean Markey in Golden Bay, New Zealand <br/>for National Geographic News <br/>April 11, 2006 <br/> <br/>The oldest penguin fossils yet found suggest that at least some ancestors of modern birds survived the mass extinction that killed off the dinosaurs. <br/> <br/>The 58- to 62-million-year-old bones unearthed in New Zealand belong to four specimens from a previously unknown genus of ancient penguin called Waimanu. <br/>Ewan Fordyce, a paleontologist at the University of Otago in Dunedin, helped analyze the fossils. <br/>He says the seabirds' age, combined with DNA sleuthing by colleagues, make a "strong case" that modern birds appeared well before dinosaurs died out some 65 million years ago. <br/>"When [we] saw that penguin lineages were established by 60 or 62 million years ago, it became clear that other bird lineages, which were more remote from penguins, must have had earlier origins," he said. <br/> <br/>The study describing the ancient penguins and the associated theory of a dino-era origin for modern birds appeared in last month's online issue of the journal Molecular Biology and Evolution. <br/> <br/>Dino-Era Waterbirds <br/>The name Waimanu comes from the Maori words wai (water) and manu (bird). <br/>Similar in size to present-day yellow-eyed or king penguins, Waimanu penguins stood about 26 to 30 inches (65 to 76 centimeters) tall. <br/>(http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0210/feature4/zoom3.html) <br/> <br/>The ancient birds could flex their wings slightly at the elbow and, like their modern counterparts, used their wings as hydrofoils to "fly" underwater. <br/>A government geologist found the first Waimanu penguin specimen in the mid-1980s on a rock outcrop in the Waipara region, today a wine-growing area near Christchurch on New Zealand's South Island . <br/> <br/>"It turned out to be … a sort of missing-link penguin," Fordyce, the Otago paleontologist, said. <br/>Fordyce is a past recipient of research grants from the National Geographic Society Committee for Research and Exploration. <br/> <br/>An amateur fossil-hunter found three more closely related specimens in the 1990s. The additional bones, composing nearly a full skeleton, gave Fordyce and his colleagues a more complete picture of the birds. <br/>But only in more recent years did the researchers realize that they were looking at a significant new group of ancient penguin. <br/>Microfossil dating techniques firmly place the seabirds in the age range of 58 million to 62 million years old, Fordyce says, making them the world's oldest known penguins. <br/> <br/>"We are absolutely sure that they come from early Paleocene time, the time that immediately followed the extinction of dinosaurs," which occurred about 65 million years ago, Fordyce said. <br/>Prior to the discovery, the oldest previously described penguin was a fragmentary specimen from Antarctica estimated to be some 55 million years old. <br/>Waimanu pushes the age of early penguins back by millions of years, Fordyce says. <br/>This fact, plus the knowledge that the penguins were highly specialized, suggests the birds descended from other, still-modern species that lived many millions of years further back in time. <br/> <br/>"We can use that quite ancient penguin to argue [that] all the other modern [bird] groups—many of the other modern groups at least—[arose] back in Cretaceous times contemporaneous with the dinosaurs," Fordyce said. <br/> <br/>Feathered Family Tree <br/>Lacking a clear fossil record, scientists have debated precisely when modern birds first took flight. Some experts believe the group first diversified during the reign of dinosaurs. <br/>Others argue that modern birds appeared only after dinosaurs died out in what proponents of the theory call a "Big Bang" of rapid bird evolution. <br/>While the penguin study may not definitively settle the flap, it does highlight the growing use of genetic detective work by researchers attempting to pinpoint the evolutionary origins of man and beast. <br/> <br/>Study co-author David Penny, a geneticist with the Allan Wilson Centre for Molecular Ecology and Evolution at Massey University in Palmerston North, analyzed avian DNA sequences to construct a family tree of bird evolution. <br/>Penny and colleagues identified genetic differences between living bird species and the rate at which those DNA changes, or gene mutations, likely occurred over time. <br/> <br/>That information enabled his team to use the newly found penguin fossils and a recently described duck relative from the Cretaceous period (145.5 to 65.5 million years ago) found in Antarctica as reference points to establish a time frame for bird evolution. <br/>"From the [DNA] sequences we can build [an evolutionary] tree fairly easily …" Penny said. "But that doesn't tell you anything about the times [certain species appeared] until you can get these calibration points from the fossils." <br/> <br/>Based his team's work, Penny estimates that modern birds first appeared around 90 million years ago. <br/> <br/> <br/>June 25, 2007 <br/>A fossil skull recently uncovered in Peru reveals that penguins about the size of people roamed the country's Atacama Desert more than 30 million years ago. The newly described species, Icadyptes salasi, is shown above next to a skull of the only modern penguin living in Peru, Spheniscus humboldti. <br/> <br/>A new study in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences describes the species, which stood about 4.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall and sported a foot-long (0.3-meter-long) beak. The study also describes a smaller ancient penguin species found in the same region. <br/> <br/>Despite I. salasi's unusual height, its beak is disproportionately large, said lead study author Julia Clarke. Other clues on the beak—including texturing on the bone and a horny sheath—suggest the animal employed a feeding style akin to spear fishing. <br/> <br/>ABOUT THE PHOTO: <br/>An artist's rendition shows two newfound species of ancient penguin—Icadyptes salasi (right) and Perudyptes devriesi (left)—next to Peru's only living penguin, Spheniscus humboldti (center). <br/> <br/>P. devriesi, which lived 42 million years ago, was comparable in size to the king penguin, the second largest modern species. <br/>But at about 5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, the 35-million-year-old I. salasi is one of the largest penguins ever described. <br/> <br/>The two newly described ancient penguins were found in the Atacama Desert in Peru. With just tens of millimeters of precipitation a year, the Atacama is the driest desert in the world. Some parts haven't seen rain for an estimated 40 million years. <br/> <br/>Geologists say the Atacama is also the oldest desert on Earth. Its long-term stability is attributed partly to a cold, upwelling offshore current that may have insulated it from the dramatic temperature changes of the ice ages. <br/> <br/>Temperatures in the desert region vary widely between its barren coastal plains, its white-capped volcanoes, and the region where it gives way to the foothills of the Andes mountain range. <br/> <br/>A map of South America shows the Atacama Desert, which spans about 600 miles (966 kilometers) in northern Chile—including historically controversial borderlands between Chile and Peru—and eastward into Bolivia and Argentina. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/photogalleries/giant-penguins/photo4.html) <br/> <br/>The Atacama's latitude has remained stable over millennia, staying in the Southern Hemisphere's dry subtropical climate belt since the late Jurassic period, about 150 million years ago. <br/> <br/>All of today's penguin species live in the Southern Hemisphere, with Peru housing the northernmost modern species, Spheniscus humboldti. <br/> <br/>,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+-.,.-+*'^'*+ <br/> <br/>EVOLUTION!! <br/>http://tribes.tribe.net/burningpenguin/photos/0a9c5706-fde8-4f49-af82-8961d87de6d1 <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

r0ssyPenguin 2007-06-28T21:11:03Z liamlyle http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/9f2a272b-19c4-4a0e-963d-8bfb754280d5 2007-02-22T21:19:22Z 2006-12-12T16:55:42Z

<div>does anyone know if its possible to hybridize an evil penguin with an evil leopard?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

liamlyle 2006-12-12T16:55:42Z WolfMana http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/923c0797-0f7c-4a15-9dbf-f5971f927aee 2006-12-19T01:25:48Z 2005-04-02T03:28:08Z

<div> <br/> <br/>http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81127&amp;type=boot&amp;view=date&amp;page=&amp;cat=&amp;name=LinuxInsidePC.zip <br/> <br/>http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81225&amp;type=boot&amp;view=date&amp;page=&amp;cat=&amp;name=Linux+Apple.zip <br/> <br/>http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81405&amp;type=boot&amp;view=date&amp;page=&amp;cat=&amp;name=Tux+Swat.zip <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

WolfMana 2005-04-02T03:28:08Z ~ Daria ~ http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/221f9a5e-8c66-49f7-a70f-9d902ea13daa 2006-11-24T19:47:48Z 2006-10-31T05:13:58Z

<div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgZegnBaic <br/> <br/>But we know the truth about their nasty streak.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

~ Daria ~ 2006-10-31T05:13:58Z NonValidePourVoyager http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/754d4c7a-425c-4241-840b-05e750b3076c 2006-11-21T17:26:20Z 2006-11-21T17:26:20Z

<div>Because we all should... <br/> <br/>http://www.comedycentral.com/games/action_arcade/final_spit.jhtml</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

NonValidePourVoyager 2006-11-21T17:26:20Z thomas666 http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/25066192-c5eb-4678-be0d-98b7eee17eca 2005-12-09T20:27:28Z 2005-05-26T22:56:49Z

<div>can't wait to see this film... <br/> <br/>http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/marchofthepenguins.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 18 replies </div>

thomas666 2005-05-26T22:56:49Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/75210beb-4e40-4a33-9ba3-1df4dbd23f93 2005-12-09T20:09:09Z 2005-11-20T18:06:22Z

<div>Penguins evolved from monkeys. They were nasty as monkeys so the other animals forced them in to the ocean. Over thousands of years they evolved into what we see today. But what most people don't know is that they have 2-foot long retractable claws( 3 ineach "wing") They used these claws to tunnel underneath the entire land mass of antartica. The intricate system houses weapons and hostages and all of the secret plans of the penguins. they are working with the entire race of sheep and a select group of australians</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 6 replies </div>

2005-11-20T18:06:22Z CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/17ee4008-eef9-4421-9008-0a23c6e0a6ac 2005-11-05T06:00:49Z 2005-11-03T20:43:35Z

<div>they have the bomb..............................</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 4 replies </div>

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL 2005-11-03T20:43:35Z celestial http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/ff9b75ce-6a02-4851-862b-68b4b8f6b801 2005-09-28T16:35:47Z 2005-09-27T21:46:18Z

<div>http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/27/falklands.penguins.reut/index.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

celestial 2005-09-27T21:46:18Z CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/fd73b0e0-5c18-4a04-b9fe-5f934afa3c96 2005-05-16T20:04:10Z 2005-05-16T00:51:42Z

<div>http://global.go.com/features/madagascar/game.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 2 replies </div>

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL 2005-05-16T00:51:42Z n-o-r-m-a-l http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/ce7cf751-50a9-4d57-8009-bade2fcc35b1 2005-05-09T15:05:05Z 2005-05-09T15:05:05Z

<div>I have always wondered about that. <br/> <br/>Thank you, <br/>David Normal</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

n-o-r-m-a-l 2005-05-09T15:05:05Z closepin http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/a03f4f3d-e4be-4819-90c5-012d2bf2f68a 2005-05-07T17:37:36Z 2005-05-06T16:20:13Z

<div>http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/06/BAGC8CKRG81.DTL <br/> <br/> <br/>I think we all know why this sort of thing would happen to penguins, it's obvious they are morally corrupt. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

closepin 2005-05-06T16:20:13Z closepin http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/11c3b41a-fe64-415f-aade-9bebf62cc24b 2005-05-03T12:48:04Z 2005-04-23T14:48:52Z

<div>http://www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/4402056/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=320 <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

closepin 2005-04-23T14:48:52Z Miss Dee http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/1ad120a9-5d40-4ed2-97da-ffd08dc53a18 2005-04-17T17:47:07Z 2004-12-22T02:54:15Z

<div>http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gore.htm</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 13 replies </div>

Miss Dee 2004-12-22T02:54:15Z NonValidePourVoyager http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/59aaead6-ffb5-4922-887c-89548a29aece 2005-04-06T04:21:39Z 2005-04-05T16:19:33Z

<div>Hello, All, <br/> <br/>Just posted a picture of a giant penguin and thought it might be nice to give the photo some context (below). <br/> <br/>I am still uncertain as to whether or not penguins are truly evil. <br/> <br/>For now I still worship them. <br/> <br/>Brian <br/> <br/>*** <br/>TOKYO (AFP) - 4/1/05 - Emperor penguins looked up in awe as Tokyo's main zoo unveiled its latest addition -- a giant penguin said to be suspiciously close in height and weight to a human. <br/> <br/>"A great discovery!" blared the special news release by the Ueno Zoo, saying the Tonosama (Lord) Penguin was 165 centimeters (five feet, six inches) tall and weighed 80 kilograms (176 pounds). <br/> <br/>As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya. <br/> <br/>The press release -- which stressed the newly discovered animal would be unveiled on April 1 -- said the giant penguin's favorite food was "white fish meat with soy sauce." </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

NonValidePourVoyager 2005-04-05T16:19:33Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/71173049-5b0e-4e40-9060-dd521112c505 2005-04-01T13:52:41Z 2005-03-17T07:00:00Z

<div>evil penguin is a Coconut-Eating War Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.1.&amp;lt;BR>&amp;lt;A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=evil+penguin>Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey&amp;lt;/A>.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 6 replies </div>

2005-03-17T07:00:00Z tembergreene http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/a3df4773-022e-415c-a39a-dee36782df48 2005-04-01T01:39:50Z 2005-03-24T18:10:28Z

<div>I've an army of penguins poised and ready to attack upon my command!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 7 replies </div>

tembergreene 2005-03-24T18:10:28Z tembergreene http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/0ae379cf-4b83-41c1-8d8a-8543a785846b 2005-03-24T18:07:28Z 2005-03-24T18:07:28Z

<div>http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

tembergreene 2005-03-24T18:07:28Z CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/9776692f-4c16-4ae7-acd8-6cee073318b3 2005-03-17T20:54:58Z 2005-03-16T16:44:38Z

<div>from Wallace and Grommit of course!! <br/> <br/>ohmygod. i'm so glad i found this site!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 4 replies </div>

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL 2005-03-16T16:44:38Z Dylanhenry http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/cee6a6a2-5a80-48aa-a3a3-08b5f5b1dd11 2005-02-15T04:16:12Z 2004-12-26T19:12:22Z

<div>This just in from Yahoo news: <br/> <br/>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=1503&amp;e=19&amp;u=/afp/20041225/ts_afp/sciencejapananimalspenguingay_041225063152</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

Dylanhenry 2004-12-26T19:12:22Z heidisblog http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/41f197fb-ca0c-493b-9f50-527d87e3b857 2005-02-06T00:23:49Z 2005-02-06T00:23:49Z

<div>ok... call me crazy.. but a had this friend once.. (this was 1995) ... I had to write this cause.. I saw evil penguins on a friends list.. and well.. <br/> <br/>ok.. so we had this little party at my place.. I hooked up the lazers.. to the sound system.. had the 2nd bedroom lined with matresses.. pointed the laser at the ceiling and the guests arrived.. <br/> <br/>hours later .. troll.. screamed the penguins are jurking off.. the penguins are jurking off..sure enought thats all the lasers would do for the rest of the night.. actually I had to get rid of them becuse that's all I ever saw from them again.. downright evil.. we thought we had gone crazy.. but no.. now I see.. these lovely little flightless birds are in fact evil.. hmmm.. <br/> <br/>injoy <br/>heidi</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

heidisblog 2005-02-06T00:23:49Z TINY http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/4936aff2-1af5-4e6b-ae7b-f869b4904d59 2004-12-21T13:53:02Z 2004-11-28T00:35:42Z

<div>now we get even <br/> <br/>http://www.mit.edu/~mikeho/media/hitpinguin.swf </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 10 replies </div>

TINY 2004-11-28T00:35:42Z WolfMana http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/94e4c8e9-dc52-4e71-ba5b-b960286534f5 2004-12-05T07:35:03Z 2004-12-05T07:35:03Z

<div>.... that in N-storm's Elf Blowing 2 , you can shoot the penguins as they slide down the iceberg? <br/> <br/>You can gain extra points that way and you get even more points of head shots!! <br/> <br/>http://nstorm.com/games/game_detail.asp?game_id=22 <br/> <br/>Oh and the things the elves say are funny too.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

WolfMana 2004-12-05T07:35:03Z alexlynch http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/8537d925-3cb4-4048-899a-f1b776a4514d 2004-11-25T04:41:59Z 2004-10-26T20:35:57Z

<div>I got this on the back of my Snapple cap today: <br/> <br/>"Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water." <br/> <br/>This is weird and I'm sure is for some evil purpose...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 10 replies </div>

alexlynch 2004-10-26T20:35:57Z David Calkins http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/c6aae33c-4e8b-4172-9d27-e1cf3957d863 2004-11-06T05:46:27Z 2004-05-06T02:59:40Z

<div>http://www.banthis.com/videos/crazy_hopping_penguin.wmv</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 4 replies </div>

David Calkins 2004-05-06T02:59:40Z islandchick789 http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/efbcbf97-1683-4577-86d1-88ea3a6ece1d 2004-11-06T05:41:37Z 2004-09-16T21:20:17Z

<div>I lost my mind so I was asking around in Crazy tribe to see if anyone had seen where it had gone off too. Soneone told me it was stolen by penguins! :o Evil Penguins! Hmm that's ok I'm not so sure I want my mind back anyway. :p</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 7 replies </div>

islandchick789 2004-09-16T21:20:17Z alexlynch http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/d303529a-f1f6-4a59-ae90-b410553f1caa 2004-10-11T02:13:05Z 2004-10-03T03:09:36Z

<div>Check this out: <br/>http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&amp;id=1808405011&amp;cf=trailer <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 2 replies </div>

alexlynch 2004-10-03T03:09:36Z Elizabeth http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/1bf3fb2d-d14e-4bcd-9184-4c90b27f55b5 2004-09-26T03:01:18Z 2004-09-26T03:01:18Z

<div>So I went to the movies tonight, and you know the Fandango Promo that they show before every movie...? Well, in the beach scene with the paper-bag surfer, there is a paper-bag PENGUIN peeking onto the screen!!! No doubt trying to brainwash us while we are sealed in a darkened room with hundreds of other unsuspecting humans. <br/> <br/>We are so screwed... screwed I tell ya... </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

Elizabeth 2004-09-26T03:01:18Z Anna http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/703a7900-0240-4621-8581-8425fa4d7047 2004-09-24T17:56:23Z 2004-09-24T17:56:23Z

<div>http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=9&amp;currentoffset=49&amp;parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

Anna 2004-09-24T17:56:23Z David Calkins http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/5070d047-4425-4d54-8b1c-23c3357fbcc7 2004-08-09T05:44:09Z 2004-05-04T21:42:01Z

<div>Score one for our side! <br/> <br/>http://home.earthlink.net/~burnination/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedpenguin.gif</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 4 replies </div>

David Calkins 2004-05-04T21:42:01Z Relvis http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/aabf044e-1ddc-4bd7-a578-e5764982ff93 2004-08-06T06:09:34Z 2004-08-06T01:19:07Z

<div>evil penguins... I can't be sure, uh you know how sightings are, but I swear I caught one of those bastards on my home security system stealing my most prized Elvis scarfs. The king gave it to me himself, so you can imagine how upset I am. <br/> <br/>Any one seen that bastard in my scarf?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

Relvis 2004-08-06T01:19:07Z David Calkins http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/2d0b6536-6b19-403c-9646-1e7fb766497d 2004-07-19T21:15:43Z 2004-06-28T23:58:45Z

<div>http://www.yetisports.org/englisch/playonline.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 2 replies </div>

David Calkins 2004-06-28T23:58:45Z Spaceman http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/b35ea703-bcb9-4060-bbcd-cfccc4237a96 2004-05-26T03:40:49Z 2004-05-26T03:40:49Z

<div>Look out for the deadly snowboard penguin, and his sidekick Otto! <br/> <br/>http://kidrobot.notlong.com <br/> <br/>Fourth from the left in the top row. Click it for more pictures.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

Spaceman 2004-05-26T03:40:49Z robbytherobot http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/99ed3d9f-a19c-4fbf-8fc5-a6000bda681e 2004-04-20T00:03:19Z 2004-04-20T00:00:36Z

<div>http://www.b3ta.com/board/3062251</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

robbytherobot 2004-04-20T00:00:36Z MOTHER JOSEPH http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/6ec1278c-ae90-41e8-9000-6a58a1db6d75 2004-04-11T10:50:29Z 2004-04-05T11:13:25Z

<div>Ok I posted a pic of my personal Favorite penguin. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 8 replies </div>

MOTHER JOSEPH 2004-04-05T11:13:25Z Sassy_Bunny http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/d57d846d-3dfe-4e42-960d-65050df69d55 2004-03-28T03:41:27Z 2004-02-11T21:17:08Z

<div>these penguins are EVERYwhere...doing evil things with the help...of... MANKIND!!! <br/>i know can you beleive it?!?! <br/>basturds. <br/> <br/>just look at what they are doing!!!! <br/> <br/>http://www.tinherring.com/epl/ <br/> <br/>http://www.asta.uni-essen.de/~kai/penguin/evil-penguin.jpg <br/> <br/>+_+</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 17 replies </div>

Sassy_Bunny 2004-02-11T21:17:08Z Anna http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/a70cef46-3c35-4c60-b07b-8a2aee014b8e 2004-03-15T18:42:32Z 2004-03-03T00:20:53Z

<div>Where are those evil penguins? Is this a cause for concern? Have they begun the final battle?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 21 replies </div>

Anna 2004-03-03T00:20:53Z stereo http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/d46f0d2d-34ba-4195-80c2-bf619bdd96c1 2004-03-11T21:22:12Z 2003-12-20T22:43:55Z

<div>about the penguins taking over?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

stereo 2003-12-20T22:43:55Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/200ea198-02cc-4f68-8d49-c96e090c60c2 2004-02-26T18:47:51Z 2004-02-03T07:52:45Z

<div>http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf <br/> <br/>I've only done it a few times, but it's addicting. The farthest I've gotten so far is 301.4.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 17 replies </div>

2004-02-03T07:52:45Z michelle http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/3c16f305-8f5d-4ef2-bc11-528d2a275529 2004-02-19T21:54:30Z 2004-02-19T05:28:53Z

<div>I just had to post this here, I am still laughing :) <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>There's this penguin driving across the desert and it's a really hot day - bad news if you're a penguin. So, the penguin is driving, getting all hot when the car starts acting up! Clunk clunk sputter sputter. Oh great thinks the penguin. <br/> <br/>Luckily, there's a gas station coming up. He drives in and waddles over to the mechanic and asks him if he can look at the car. The mechanic says sure, but it'll be at least 2 hours. The penguin's like- Great, it's so hot. What am I gonna do for 2 hours- I'm a penguin! He decides he'll never make it out in the sun so he goes inside to get some ice cream to keep him cool. <br/> <br/>He waddles inside, then over to the cooler and grabs some ice cream. it's so cold and so good, but its hard for him to eat cuz he's a penguin and only has flippers. He starts making a huge mess, but its so good and so cold and he was so hot that he really doesn't care. He's just shoveling it all over his face and making a huge mess of the ice cream <br/> <br/>So 2 hours go buy and he's just having a great time just hanging out by the cooler and eating ice cream. He decides he really should check on his car so he finishes off the rest of the ice cream which is now smeared all over his face. So he waddles on out to see the mechanic. The mechanic, still working, looks up at him and says -Hmmm.... looks like you've blown a seal! Oh no laughs the penguin- That's only ice cream! <br/> </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 2 replies </div>

michelle 2004-02-19T05:28:53Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/8294c401-0bf5-485e-980c-79411abd52f7 2004-02-08T00:09:21Z 2003-09-16T18:16:18Z

<div>I will be devoting my life (or at least my workdays) to researching the supposed "evil" nature of penguins. Findings will be posted along with any relevant links. I encourage evil penguin discussion and if anyone has any leads on evil penguins I might interview I would deeply appreciate being pointed in the right direction. I will get to the bottom of this controversy if it's the last thing I do. You have my word.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 8 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-09-16T18:16:18Z EVIL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/eb805502-890b-4d5e-a10f-c981bb7fdc33 2004-02-03T04:40:08Z 2004-01-29T21:53:52Z

<div>You've all been having so much fun, haven't you? I've been quite busy lately (with all the evil, you know) but have been enjoying reading all of these oh-so-intelligent posts. <br/>"Oooh, I'm going to eat a penguin." <br/>"Penguins are so evil, just look!" <br/> <br/>You think you're all so amusing. Well, I'm going to let you in on a little secret that you probably won't find all that amusing. Personally, I think it's hilarious. <br/> <br/>I'm sure you've noticed that there are quite a number of people in this tribe that never actually post anything. You want to know why?? <br/> <br/>They're dead. I ate them and am using their bones to build myself some new deck furniture. <br/> <br/>You will be next. <br/> <br/>It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be for several years, decades even. Penguins have an extraordinarily long life span compared with you stupid humans. It may be that you will be happy and content with a long, full life free from my wrath only to stop one day to the sound of flippers on the pavement behind you. You'll have just enough time to realize what is happening before I gut you and use your entrails to floss my teeth. <br/> <br/>Or I could be at your door right now, sometimes I get impatient...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 13 replies </div>

EVIL 2004-01-29T21:53:52Z EVIL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/380b837b-c9eb-4997-898d-1e1e23f858b2 2004-02-02T21:30:37Z 2003-11-19T20:42:06Z

<div>For forming yourselves into this nice little group here. <br/> <br/>It will make tracking and slaughtering you all the easier.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 32 replies </div>

EVIL 2003-11-19T20:42:06Z Sassy_Bunny http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/17c5c532-309b-4641-af1e-98be2ba983a9 2004-01-23T00:26:41Z 2004-01-22T13:31:44Z

<div>i know there area alot of posts and such and so i am not sure if this site has been posted as of yet, but its a great way to releive stress and rid yourself of those pesky penguins...try it you may like it <br/>+_+ <br/> <br/>http://junk.dawnshadow.se/yp010.swf</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 12 replies </div>

Sassy_Bunny 2004-01-22T13:31:44Z Sassy_Bunny http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/a9685b74-5a0e-40e7-ac10-81d827fe24fd 2004-01-15T02:30:47Z 2004-01-15T02:30:47Z

<div>boy oh boy am i glad there are others out here that think penguins are evil...i have been saying theya re evil for YEARS.. eversince wallace and gromit came out. when that feathers mcgraw did all the evil he done... thank you very much... iknow have a place to vent about penguins <br/>~_~</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

Sassy_Bunny 2004-01-15T02:30:47Z stereo http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/6a47f183-8512-4f35-a5b6-a65bedb89781 2003-12-20T23:06:26Z 2003-12-20T22:49:47Z

<div>I'm posting this link in progressive/art rock also: <br/> <br/>http://www.italianprog.com/a_murple.htm</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

stereo 2003-12-20T22:49:47Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/f10dae2c-8f15-43f6-9742-e9f02488bb60 2003-12-18T22:44:47Z 2003-12-17T20:30:46Z

<div>I am going to wear my new tuxedo made of 100% evil penguin. the cumberbun and bow tie are made out of the eyebrows.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

2003-12-17T20:30:46Z David Calkins http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/ff1d59a2-3384-41d7-aebb-6cd5a12012c3 2003-12-18T03:38:18Z 2003-12-06T00:45:58Z

<div>I just got back from Japan. Penguins are everywhere! <br/> <br/>I uploaded some photos: <br/> <br/>http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?albumpage=7&amp;photooffset=37&amp;parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d <br/>http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?photooffset=36&amp;http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?albumpage=7&amp;photooffset=37&amp;parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d <br/>http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?photooffset=35&amp;parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 7 replies </div>

David Calkins 2003-12-06T00:45:58Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/6d830944-6871-4489-86ae-a31bdc09173c 2003-12-17T00:28:43Z 2003-12-09T19:45:27Z

<div>Ingredients <br/>• 1/4 cup all-purpose flour <br/>• 1 LIVE dumbass evil penguin <br/>• 3 tablespoons cooking oil <br/>• 4 cups water <br/>• 1/2 cup chopped onion <br/>• 1 clove garlic, minced <br/>• 2 bay leaves <br/> <br/>Simmer in a cauldron to a slow and painful death for at least a couple of hours and serve with garganzola cheese.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 7 replies </div>

2003-12-09T19:45:27Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/08a1cddb-5bc6-4c07-8890-b30790443603 2003-11-25T16:09:27Z 2003-11-21T20:31:55Z

<div>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/60302.stm <br/> <br/>Isn't that your mom, Evil Penguin?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 2 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-11-21T20:31:55Z taika http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/256718d0-3b9e-47bf-bfe4-ee0438e5008e 2003-11-22T03:39:36Z 2003-11-22T03:39:36Z

<div>...And we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our brothers. And you will know penquins are the lords when we lay our vengeance upon you. <br/> <br/>Evil-Pinguin-Master-T</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

taika 2003-11-22T03:39:36Z alexlynch http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/25633082-7316-431c-9842-dd119b174a16 2003-11-20T23:25:20Z 2003-11-19T19:47:44Z

<div>think penguins are evil, but no one ever posts about it? <br/> <br/>Are you all afraid the penguins are going to come after you for talkin' smack about them. Well, I'm not! <br/> <br/>That's right you fucking penguins, come and get me!! I will never rest until I expose your evil ways. <br/> <br/>Wait. What was that? Oh no! Oh hell no! Please, don't, I have a family. For the love of god!! Someone call 91.................................</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 15 replies </div>

alexlynch 2003-11-19T19:47:44Z EVIL http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/b6e448cb-4f3a-49e9-acff-58c58aa65444 2003-11-20T20:13:20Z 2003-11-20T19:05:08Z

<div>Bow down and worship me and I may let you live!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 3 replies </div>

EVIL 2003-11-20T19:05:08Z squeeky http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/e749b1c8-ef42-4f80-ba40-d4453106cfde 2003-10-10T18:15:10Z 2003-10-10T18:15:10Z

<div>have you seen the additional nightmare before xmas toys. there is a penguin boy in there. and i only thought of batman. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

squeeky 2003-10-10T18:15:10Z squeeky http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/aefad06a-6f27-4b8a-bf0a-2400243c4096 2003-10-10T18:15:07Z 2003-10-10T18:15:07Z

<div>have you seen the additional nightmare before xmas toys. there is a penguin boy in there? and i only thought of batman. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

squeeky 2003-10-10T18:15:07Z inga http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/8ed7f4ed-a2e0-4889-b819-714c483cb20d 2003-10-06T19:09:40Z 2003-10-06T04:03:39Z

<div>i dreamt i gave birth to an old penguin that was looking for his old racoon friend</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

inga 2003-10-06T04:03:39Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/1ff8a23c-e63d-4b5f-b5cc-b9b8886daced 2003-10-06T18:58:44Z 2003-09-16T22:22:03Z

<div>http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 7 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-09-16T22:22:03Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/39b9f189-00d0-420d-94b4-6ddcdfb27e0c 2003-10-01T02:58:12Z 2003-09-30T04:41:55Z

<div>when I was in kindergarten I went to school with a bad haircut and all the kids made fun of me. I distinctly remember them being egged on by a fat-assed Evil Penguin with thick glasses. I tried to hide behind a full-length mirror in the coat room and I can still see their laughing faces, pointing and laughing around the sides of that mirror. Damn, that Evil Penguin! <br/> <br/>Oh shit...wait...I remember now...it wasn't an Evil Penguin at all...that was Melissa Hemfling, that bitch! <br/> <br/>Nevermind.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 4 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-09-30T04:41:55Z will http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/ddf4db9e-a551-4170-9ebe-89dff9ed7b03 2003-09-19T01:27:54Z 2003-09-19T00:21:23Z

<div>why settle for just poking them? <br/> <br/>http://www.lecielestbleu.com/media/penguinframe.htm</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

will 2003-09-19T00:21:23Z Acucracked http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/87742c2d-ca5a-4d11-ac82-7e21114e82a9 2003-09-18T21:18:18Z 2003-09-18T20:57:37Z

<div>i had a gf when i was 15 that was scared of penguins, i was a little confused about that at the time... <br/> <br/>a friend of mine has an idea that it comes from fear of nuns... <br/> <br/>if that's the case, i can understand since my x-gf was no friend to the church...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 1 reply </div>

Acucracked 2003-09-18T20:57:37Z Kitsune_Diskordia http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/53b498ce-bc4d-4373-bc44-805807b6dd81 2003-09-17T07:24:36Z 2003-09-17T07:24:36Z

<div>Seems like the evidence keeps pointing to them having little evil hearts. <br/> <br/>http://www.cisl.ie/evilpenguins/public.html <br/> <br/>http://www.radiolaughs.com/download/penguin.mpg <br/> <br/>http://www.penguinscauseinsomnia.com/archives/000003.html <br/> <br/>http://www.geocities.com/coconutm1/ <br/> <br/>http://ohhshoot.tripod.com/penwar/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

Kitsune_Diskordia 2003-09-17T07:24:36Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/1fb7f883-798c-480c-a953-512026f6c473 2003-09-17T02:00:38Z 2003-09-17T02:00:38Z

<div> <br/>http://www.jvision.ca/created/evilpenguin/origins/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

2003-09-17T02:00:38Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/443e622c-b40d-4272-95c2-ef62cb5c5d47 2003-09-17T01:56:09Z 2003-09-17T01:56:09Z

<div> <br/>http://evilpenguin.keenspace.com/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

2003-09-17T01:56:09Z http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/2103c2cc-b0e5-4a85-9d96-96372227db4b 2003-09-17T01:55:09Z 2003-09-17T01:55:09Z

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2003-09-17T01:55:09Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/9e57b467-e009-4320-943f-f944cf91aa41 2003-09-16T22:25:11Z 2003-09-16T22:25:11Z

<div>http://www.tinherring.com/epl/ <br/> <br/>They're definetly up to something!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-09-16T22:25:11Z sugarbunni http://evilpenguins.tribe.net/thread/094e9861-a777-4634-a197-3d79cf604e19 2003-09-16T22:23:54Z 2003-09-16T22:23:54Z

<div>if penguins are evil by adopting your own: <br/> <br/>http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/products.php</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilpenguins.tribe.net">Evil Penguins</a> - 0 replies </div>

sugarbunni 2003-09-16T22:23:54Z