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oh my god

kalsang — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:37:27 GMT

I always thought they were kind of cute and harmless. Even when the ghastly March of the Penguins came out and my friend forced me at knifepoint to see it, I still didn't see the light. Thank god I stumbled across your tribe. Thank you. Thank you.
By the way, they eat fish. Is that part of the conspiracy? Should I just throw out that tin of Trader Joe's sardines, or should I open it and stake each one through its heart with a toothpick and then leave them for the raccoons? Please advise me, I'm scared.

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Penguins survived the mass extinction that killed off the dinosaurs!

r0ssyPenguin — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:11:03 GMT

Source: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0411_060411_penguins.html

Sean Markey in Golden Bay, New Zealand
for National Geographic News
April 11, 2006

The oldest penguin fossils yet found suggest that at least some ancestors of modern birds survived the mass extinction that killed off the dinosaurs.

The 58- to 62-million-year-old bones unearthed in New Zealand belong to four specimens from a previously unknown genus of ancient penguin called Waimanu.
Ewan Fordyce, a paleontologist at the University of Otago in Dunedin, helped analyze the fossils.
He says the seabirds' age, combined with DNA sleuthing by colleagues, make a "strong case" that modern birds appeared well before dinosaurs died out some 65 million years ago.
"When [we] saw that penguin lineages were established by 60 or 62 million years ago, it became clear that other bird lineages, which were more remote from penguins, must have had earlier origins," he said.

The study describing the ancient penguins and the associated theory of a dino-era origin for modern birds appeared in last month's online issue of the journal Molecular Biology and Evolution.

Dino-Era Waterbirds
The name Waimanu comes from the Maori words wai (water) and manu (bird).
Similar in size to present-day yellow-eyed or king penguins, Waimanu penguins stood about 26 to 30 inches (65 to 76 centimeters) tall.
(http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0210/feature4/zoom3.html)

The ancient birds could flex their wings slightly at the elbow and, like their modern counterparts, used their wings as hydrofoils to "fly" underwater.
A government geologist found the first Waimanu penguin specimen in the mid-1980s on a rock outcrop in the Waipara region, today a wine-growing area near Christchurch on New Zealand's South Island .

"It turned out to be … a sort of missing-link penguin," Fordyce, the Otago paleontologist, said.
Fordyce is a past recipient of research grants from the National Geographic Society Committee for Research and Exploration.

An amateur fossil-hunter found three more closely related specimens in the 1990s. The additional bones, composing nearly a full skeleton, gave Fordyce and his colleagues a more complete picture of the birds.
But only in more recent years did the researchers realize that they were looking at a significant new group of ancient penguin.
Microfossil dating techniques firmly place the seabirds in the age range of 58 million to 62 million years old, Fordyce says, making them the world's oldest known penguins.

"We are absolutely sure that they come from early Paleocene time, the time that immediately followed the extinction of dinosaurs," which occurred about 65 million years ago, Fordyce said.
Prior to the discovery, the oldest previously described penguin was a fragmentary specimen from Antarctica estimated to be some 55 million years old.
Waimanu pushes the age of early penguins back by millions of years, Fordyce says.
This fact, plus the knowledge that the penguins were highly specialized, suggests the birds descended from other, still-modern species that lived many millions of years further back in time.

"We can use that quite ancient penguin to argue [that] all the other modern [bird] groups—many of the other modern groups at least—[arose] back in Cretaceous times contemporaneous with the dinosaurs," Fordyce said.

Feathered Family Tree
Lacking a clear fossil record, scientists have debated precisely when modern birds first took flight. Some experts believe the group first diversified during the reign of dinosaurs.
Others argue that modern birds appeared only after dinosaurs died out in what proponents of the theory call a "Big Bang" of rapid bird evolution.
While the penguin study may not definitively settle the flap, it does highlight the growing use of genetic detective work by researchers attempting to pinpoint the evolutionary origins of man and beast.

Study co-author David Penny, a geneticist with the Allan Wilson Centre for Molecular Ecology and Evolution at Massey University in Palmerston North, analyzed avian DNA sequences to construct a family tree of bird evolution.
Penny and colleagues identified genetic differences between living bird species and the rate at which those DNA changes, or gene mutations, likely occurred over time.

That information enabled his team to use the newly found penguin fossils and a recently described duck relative from the Cretaceous period (145.5 to 65.5 million years ago) found in Antarctica as reference points to establish a time frame for bird evolution.
"From the [DNA] sequences we can build [an evolutionary] tree fairly easily …" Penny said. "But that doesn't tell you anything about the times [certain species appeared] until you can get these calibration points from the fossils."

Based his team's work, Penny estimates that modern birds first appeared around 90 million years ago.

June 25, 2007
A fossil skull recently uncovered in Peru reveals that penguins about the size of people roamed the country's Atacama Desert more than 30 million years ago. The newly described species, Icadyptes salasi, is shown above next to a skull of the only modern penguin living in Peru, Spheniscus humboldti.

A new study in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences describes the species, which stood about 4.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall and sported a foot-long (0.3-meter-long) beak. The study also describes a smaller ancient penguin species found in the same region.

Despite I. salasi's unusual height, its beak is disproportionately large, said lead study author Julia Clarke. Other clues on the beak—including texturing on the bone and a horny sheath—suggest the animal employed a feeding style akin to spear fishing.

ABOUT THE PHOTO:
An artist's rendition shows two newfound species of ancient penguin—Icadyptes salasi (right) and Perudyptes devriesi (left)—next to Peru's only living penguin, Spheniscus humboldti (center).

P. devriesi, which lived 42 million years ago, was comparable in size to the king penguin, the second largest modern species.
But at about 5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, the 35-million-year-old I. salasi is one of the largest penguins ever described.

The two newly described ancient penguins were found in the Atacama Desert in Peru. With just tens of millimeters of precipitation a year, the Atacama is the driest desert in the world. Some parts haven't seen rain for an estimated 40 million years.

Geologists say the Atacama is also the oldest desert on Earth. Its long-term stability is attributed partly to a cold, upwelling offshore current that may have insulated it from the dramatic temperature changes of the ice ages.

Temperatures in the desert region vary widely between its barren coastal plains, its white-capped volcanoes, and the region where it gives way to the foothills of the Andes mountain range.

A map of South America shows the Atacama Desert, which spans about 600 miles (966 kilometers) in northern Chile—including historically controversial borderlands between Chile and Peru—and eastward into Bolivia and Argentina. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/photogalleries/giant-penguins/photo4.html)

The Atacama's latitude has remained stable over millennia, staying in the Southern Hemisphere's dry subtropical climate belt since the late Jurassic period, about 150 million years ago.

All of today's penguin species live in the Southern Hemisphere, with Peru housing the northernmost modern species, Spheniscus humboldti.

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EVOLUTION!!
http://tribes.tribe.net/burningpenguin/photos/0a9c5706-fde8-4f49-af82-8961d87de6d1

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leopard penguins?

liamlyle — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:55:42 GMT

does anyone know if its possible to hybridize an evil penguin with an evil leopard?

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Penguins in PCs

WolfMana — Sat, 02 Apr 2005 03:28:08 GMT

http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81127&type=boot&view=date&page=&cat=&name=LinuxInsidePC.zip

http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81225&type=boot&view=date&page=&cat=&name=Linux+Apple.zip

http://www.themexp.org/preview.php?mid=81405&type=boot&view=date&page=&cat=&name=Tux+Swat.zip

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Everyone thinks they're so cute

~ Daria ~ — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:13:58 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgZegnBaic

But we know the truth about their nasty streak.

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spit on penguins with a lama

NonValidePourVoyager — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:26:20 GMT

Because we all should...

http://www.comedycentral.com/games/action_arcade/final_spit.jhtml

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March Of The Penguins

thomas666 — Thu, 26 May 2005 22:56:49 GMT

can't wait to see this film...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/marchofthepenguins.html

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i know what they are doing

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 18:06:22 GMT

Penguins evolved from monkeys. They were nasty as monkeys so the other animals forced them in to the ocean. Over thousands of years they evolved into what we see today. But what most people don't know is that they have 2-foot long retractable claws( 3 ineach "wing") They used these claws to tunnel underneath the entire land mass of antartica. The intricate system houses weapons and hostages and all of the secret plans of the penguins. they are working with the entire race of sheep and a select group of australians

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The Penguins

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 20:43:35 GMT

they have the bomb..............................

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Secret Penguin Military Activity in Protected Zone

celestial — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:46:18 GMT

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/27/falklands.penguins.reut/index.html

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Muhahaha......Bowling for Penguins

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL — Mon, 16 May 2005 00:51:42 GMT

http://global.go.com/features/madagascar/game.html

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Question: In an Antarctica nudist colony must we shave the penguins?

n-o-r-m-a-l — Mon, 09 May 2005 15:05:05 GMT

I have always wondered about that.

Thank you,
David Normal

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Dirty Vermin Creatures Paying for their Moral Failures

closepin — Fri, 06 May 2005 16:20:13 GMT

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/06/BAGC8CKRG81.DTL

I think we all know why this sort of thing would happen to penguins, it's obvious they are morally corrupt.

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I, for one am glad they were scrutinized

closepin — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 14:48:52 GMT

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/4402056/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=320

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enjoy if u dotn already have thos posted somewhere

Miss Dee — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 02:54:15 GMT

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gore.htm

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Giant Penguin Pic

NonValidePourVoyager — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:19:33 GMT

Hello, All,

Just posted a picture of a giant penguin and thought it might be nice to give the photo some context (below).

I am still uncertain as to whether or not penguins are truly evil.

For now I still worship them.

Brian

***
TOKYO (AFP) - 4/1/05 - Emperor penguins looked up in awe as Tokyo's main zoo unveiled its latest addition -- a giant penguin said to be suspiciously close in height and weight to a human.

"A great discovery!" blared the special news release by the Ueno Zoo, saying the Tonosama (Lord) Penguin was 165 centimeters (five feet, six inches) tall and weighed 80 kilograms (176 pounds).

As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya.

The press release -- which stressed the newly discovered animal would be unveiled on April 1 -- said the giant penguin's favorite food was "white fish meat with soy sauce."

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Warning!!!

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 07:00:00 GMT

evil penguin is a Coconut-Eating War Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.1.<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=evil+penguin>Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey</A>.

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Penguin Army

tembergreene — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:10:28 GMT

I've an army of penguins poised and ready to attack upon my command!

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Cool Link

tembergreene — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:07:28 GMT

http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com/

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my favorite evil penguin

CoPPeRsGypsyAnGeL — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:44:38 GMT

from Wallace and Grommit of course!!

ohmygod. i'm so glad i found this site!!

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Gay Penguins!

Dylanhenry — Sun, 26 Dec 2004 19:12:22 GMT

This just in from Yahoo news:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&e=19&u=/afp/20041225/ts_afp/sciencejapananimalspenguingay_041225063152

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lasers

heidisblog — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 00:23:49 GMT

ok... call me crazy.. but a had this friend once.. (this was 1995) ... I had to write this cause.. I saw evil penguins on a friends list.. and well..

ok.. so we had this little party at my place.. I hooked up the lazers.. to the sound system.. had the 2nd bedroom lined with matresses.. pointed the laser at the ceiling and the guests arrived..

hours later .. troll.. screamed the penguins are jurking off.. the penguins are jurking off..sure enought thats all the lasers would do for the rest of the night.. actually I had to get rid of them becuse that's all I ever saw from them again.. downright evil.. we thought we had gone crazy.. but no.. now I see.. these lovely little flightless birds are in fact evil.. hmmm..

injoy
heidi

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penguin fun

TINY — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 00:35:42 GMT

now we get even

http://www.mit.edu/~mikeho/media/hitpinguin.swf

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Did you know.....

WolfMana — Sun, 05 Dec 2004 07:35:03 GMT

.... that in N-storm's Elf Blowing 2 , you can shoot the penguins as they slide down the iceberg?

You can gain extra points that way and you get even more points of head shots!!

http://nstorm.com/games/game_detail.asp?game_id=22

Oh and the things the elves say are funny too.

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penguin fact

alexlynch — Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:35:57 GMT

I got this on the back of my Snapple cap today:

"Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water."

This is weird and I'm sure is for some evil purpose...

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Damned dancing penguins

David Calkins — Thu, 06 May 2004 02:59:40 GMT

http://www.banthis.com/videos/crazy_hopping_penguin.wmv

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penguins stole my mind! :o

islandchick789 — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:20:17 GMT

I lost my mind so I was asking around in Crazy tribe to see if anyone had seen where it had gone off too. Soneone told me it was stolen by penguins! :o Evil Penguins! Hmm that's ok I'm not so sure I want my mind back anyway. :p

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The word is spreading...

alexlynch — Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:09:36 GMT

Check this out:
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808405011&cf=trailer

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They are invading our theaters!!!

Elizabeth — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 03:01:18 GMT

So I went to the movies tonight, and you know the Fandango Promo that they show before every movie...? Well, in the beach scene with the paper-bag surfer, there is a paper-bag PENGUIN peeking onto the screen!!! No doubt trying to brainwash us while we are sealed in a darkened room with hundreds of other unsuspecting humans.

We are so screwed... screwed I tell ya...

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Nice foto

Anna — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:56:23 GMT

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=9&currentoffset=49&parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d

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Me in my penguin stealth suit

David Calkins — Tue, 04 May 2004 21:42:01 GMT

Score one for our side!

http://home.earthlink.net/~burnination/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedpenguin.gif

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uh um Relvis here

Relvis — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 01:19:07 GMT

evil penguins... I can't be sure, uh you know how sightings are, but I swear I caught one of those bastards on my home security system stealing my most prized Elvis scarfs. The king gave it to me himself, so you can imagine how upset I am.

Any one seen that bastard in my scarf?

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Kill a gay penguin for Christ

David Calkins — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 23:58:45 GMT

http://www.yetisports.org/englisch/playonline.html

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Dread Team Penguin

Spaceman — Wed, 26 May 2004 03:40:49 GMT

Look out for the deadly snowboard penguin, and his sidekick Otto!

http://kidrobot.notlong.com

Fourth from the left in the top row. Click it for more pictures.

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Found this on b3ta...

robbytherobot — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:00:36 GMT

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3062251

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The newest evil penguin

MOTHER JOSEPH — Mon, 05 Apr 2004 11:13:25 GMT

Ok I posted a pic of my personal Favorite penguin.

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WE MUST BE CAREFUL!!!!!

Sassy_Bunny — Wed, 11 Feb 2004 21:17:08 GMT

these penguins are EVERYwhere...doing evil things with the help...of... MANKIND!!!
i know can you beleive it?!?!
basturds.

just look at what they are doing!!!!

http://www.tinherring.com/epl/

http://www.asta.uni-essen.de/~kai/penguin/evil-penguin.jpg

+_+

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What no penguin?

Anna — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 00:20:53 GMT

Where are those evil penguins? Is this a cause for concern? Have they begun the final battle?

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remember that monty python skit

stereo — Sat, 20 Dec 2003 22:43:55 GMT

about the penguins taking over?

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payback

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 07:52:45 GMT

http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf

I've only done it a few times, but it's addicting. The farthest I've gotten so far is 301.4.

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Penguin jokes

michelle — Thu, 19 Feb 2004 05:28:53 GMT

I just had to post this here, I am still laughing :)

There's this penguin driving across the desert and it's a really hot day - bad news if you're a penguin. So, the penguin is driving, getting all hot when the car starts acting up! Clunk clunk sputter sputter. Oh great thinks the penguin.

Luckily, there's a gas station coming up. He drives in and waddles over to the mechanic and asks him if he can look at the car. The mechanic says sure, but it'll be at least 2 hours. The penguin's like- Great, it's so hot. What am I gonna do for 2 hours- I'm a penguin! He decides he'll never make it out in the sun so he goes inside to get some ice cream to keep him cool.

He waddles inside, then over to the cooler and grabs some ice cream. it's so cold and so good, but its hard for him to eat cuz he's a penguin and only has flippers. He starts making a huge mess, but its so good and so cold and he was so hot that he really doesn't care. He's just shoveling it all over his face and making a huge mess of the ice cream

So 2 hours go buy and he's just having a great time just hanging out by the cooler and eating ice cream. He decides he really should check on his car so he finishes off the rest of the ice cream which is now smeared all over his face. So he waddles on out to see the mechanic. The mechanic, still working, looks up at him and says -Hmmm.... looks like you've blown a seal! Oh no laughs the penguin- That's only ice cream!

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Evil Penguin Research...

sugarbunni — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 18:16:18 GMT

I will be devoting my life (or at least my workdays) to researching the supposed "evil" nature of penguins. Findings will be posted along with any relevant links. I encourage evil penguin discussion and if anyone has any leads on evil penguins I might interview I would deeply appreciate being pointed in the right direction. I will get to the bottom of this controversy if it's the last thing I do. You have my word.

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Well, then...

EVIL — Thu, 29 Jan 2004 21:53:52 GMT

You've all been having so much fun, haven't you? I've been quite busy lately (with all the evil, you know) but have been enjoying reading all of these oh-so-intelligent posts.
"Oooh, I'm going to eat a penguin."
"Penguins are so evil, just look!"

You think you're all so amusing. Well, I'm going to let you in on a little secret that you probably won't find all that amusing. Personally, I think it's hilarious.

I'm sure you've noticed that there are quite a number of people in this tribe that never actually post anything. You want to know why??

They're dead. I ate them and am using their bones to build myself some new deck furniture.

You will be next.

It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be for several years, decades even. Penguins have an extraordinarily long life span compared with you stupid humans. It may be that you will be happy and content with a long, full life free from my wrath only to stop one day to the sound of flippers on the pavement behind you. You'll have just enough time to realize what is happening before I gut you and use your entrails to floss my teeth.

Or I could be at your door right now, sometimes I get impatient...

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I want to thank you all...

EVIL — Wed, 19 Nov 2003 20:42:06 GMT

For forming yourselves into this nice little group here.

It will make tracking and slaughtering you all the easier.

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okay

Sassy_Bunny — Thu, 22 Jan 2004 13:31:44 GMT

i know there area alot of posts and such and so i am not sure if this site has been posted as of yet, but its a great way to releive stress and rid yourself of those pesky penguins...try it you may like it
+_+

http://junk.dawnshadow.se/yp010.swf

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new here

Sassy_Bunny — Thu, 15 Jan 2004 02:30:47 GMT

boy oh boy am i glad there are others out here that think penguins are evil...i have been saying theya re evil for YEARS.. eversince wallace and gromit came out. when that feathers mcgraw did all the evil he done... thank you very much... iknow have a place to vent about penguins
~_~

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murple the mafia penguin

stereo — Sat, 20 Dec 2003 22:49:47 GMT

I'm posting this link in progressive/art rock also:

http://www.italianprog.com/a_murple.htm

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At This years holiday party...

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:30:46 GMT

I am going to wear my new tuxedo made of 100% evil penguin. the cumberbun and bow tie are made out of the eyebrows.

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Evil Penguins take over Japan...

David Calkins — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 00:45:58 GMT

I just got back from Japan. Penguins are everywhere!

I uploaded some photos:

http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?albumpage=7&photooffset=37&parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d
http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?photooffset=36&http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?albumpage=7&photooffset=37&parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d
http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?photooffset=35&parentid=74042e78-3426-4772-a77e-f9e890487c5d

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Evil Penguin Stew

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 19:45:27 GMT

Ingredients
• 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
• 1 LIVE dumbass evil penguin
• 3 tablespoons cooking oil
• 4 cups water
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 2 bay leaves

Simmer in a cauldron to a slow and painful death for at least a couple of hours and serve with garganzola cheese.

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Dirty Penguins get their rocks off...

sugarbunni — Fri, 21 Nov 2003 20:31:55 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/60302.stm

Isn't that your mom, Evil Penguin?

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Ezekiel 25:17.

taika — Sat, 22 Nov 2003 03:39:36 GMT

...And we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our brothers. And you will know penquins are the lords when we lay our vengeance upon you.

Evil-Pinguin-Master-T

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so 53 people...

alexlynch — Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:47:44 GMT

think penguins are evil, but no one ever posts about it?

Are you all afraid the penguins are going to come after you for talkin' smack about them. Well, I'm not!

That's right you fucking penguins, come and get me!! I will never rest until I expose your evil ways.

Wait. What was that? Oh no! Oh hell no! Please, don't, I have a family. For the love of god!! Someone call 91.................................

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I am your Penguin master!

EVIL — Thu, 20 Nov 2003 19:05:08 GMT

Bow down and worship me and I may let you live!!

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burton twisted toys

squeeky — Fri, 10 Oct 2003 18:15:10 GMT

have you seen the additional nightmare before xmas toys. there is a penguin boy in there. and i only thought of batman.

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burton twisted toys

squeeky — Fri, 10 Oct 2003 18:15:07 GMT

have you seen the additional nightmare before xmas toys. there is a penguin boy in there? and i only thought of batman.

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my dream last night

inga — Mon, 06 Oct 2003 04:03:39 GMT

i dreamt i gave birth to an old penguin that was looking for his old racoon friend

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evil or just ill-tempered?

sugarbunni — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 22:22:03 GMT

http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

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One time...

sugarbunni — Tue, 30 Sep 2003 04:41:55 GMT

when I was in kindergarten I went to school with a bad haircut and all the kids made fun of me. I distinctly remember them being egged on by a fat-assed Evil Penguin with thick glasses. I tried to hide behind a full-length mirror in the coat room and I can still see their laughing faces, pointing and laughing around the sides of that mirror. Damn, that Evil Penguin!

Oh shit...wait...I remember now...it wasn't an Evil Penguin at all...that was Melissa Hemfling, that bitch!

Nevermind.

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grab 'em, throw 'em

will — Fri, 19 Sep 2003 00:21:23 GMT

why settle for just poking them?

http://www.lecielestbleu.com/media/penguinframe.htm

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just a thought...

Acucracked — Thu, 18 Sep 2003 20:57:37 GMT

i had a gf when i was 15 that was scared of penguins, i was a little confused about that at the time...

a friend of mine has an idea that it comes from fear of nuns...

if that's the case, i can understand since my x-gf was no friend to the church...

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god damn those dirty penguins.

Kitsune_Diskordia — Wed, 17 Sep 2003 07:24:36 GMT

Seems like the evidence keeps pointing to them having little evil hearts.

http://www.cisl.ie/evilpenguins/public.html

http://www.radiolaughs.com/download/penguin.mpg

http://www.penguinscauseinsomnia.com/archives/000003.html

http://www.geocities.com/coconutm1/

http://ohhshoot.tripod.com/penwar/

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It had to start somewhere....

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 02:00:38 GMT

http://www.jvision.ca/created/evilpenguin/origins/

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Follow the exploits...

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:56:09 GMT

http://evilpenguin.keenspace.com/

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Follow the exploits....

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:55:09 GMT

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Penguin Labs

sugarbunni — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 22:25:11 GMT

http://www.tinherring.com/epl/

They're definetly up to something!

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find out first hand...

sugarbunni — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 22:23:54 GMT

if penguins are evil by adopting your own:

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/products.php

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